January 2010
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If I were a....
bitexlouise: If I were a month, I’d be December If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday If I were a time of day, I’d be 00:01 If I were a planet, I’d be Jupiter If I were a sea animal, I’d be an octopus If I were a direction, I’d be left If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be an Ikea Hemnes daybed If I were a liquid, I’d be a Toffee Nut Latte If I were a gemstone, I’d be a fake If I...
Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
Relax,
Take it Easy.
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
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Ranting, BRB
I rest my case, I give up, I give in, whatever. Let them do whatever they like. I’ve had my share of trying to talk them out of it, but since it doesn’t work, I don’t have a choice, do I? I’m obviously fucked between a rock and a hard place. I really want to kick some people in the balls already and it’s only Tuesday. Fuck my life. No correction. Life fucked me. Or...
Jan 25th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
The Perishers (15) Julie London (5) The Mamas & Papas (3) Jim Henson (2) The Carpenters (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 25th
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Jan 22nd
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ListenI Don’t Want To Live On The Moon - Jim...
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Born To Be Your Tao Eh →
Most hilarious Beng-parody blog I’ve ever seen. Ever. Some gems - “All these ginna will be the ones finding dai ji for our gang as they have emailed me a whole chunk of vulgarities which some I don’t even know. Once their balls grow big enough they will be promoted to the Beat People Department.” “By entering this website you are officially invited to be my...
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 17th
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“WAOW! Look at all these TAMPONS!”
– Mr. (Mrs.) Garrison (South Park, season 12, episode 5)
Jan 17th
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a litany of my errors: the great l-word
I have in my hands a thousand tasks unaccomplished, and yet they remain so because of that damned L-word. I can think up of one too many wonderful futures for my present self, but they will always be figments of my imagination because of that damned L-word. Wants remain wants and do not become reality because of that damned L-word. Loved ones whom I wish I could love more remain unloved and...
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
Top 10 Common Faults in Human Thought →
Got me thinking about all the crappy mistakes and bad decisions I’ve made all the time. Maybe I need to change.
Jan 15th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-10) →
Queen (5) The Perishers (4) Herman’s Hermits (3) Julie London (2) S Club 7 (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
I have a dog at my house
Lucas the snorting, yappy, spoiled and noisy pug is here at my place for a week, he’s my brother’s friend’s dog. His owner went on vacation and my brother valiantly took on the job of babysitting him, but now it’s more like my maid’s job now since he’s almost never home. Lucas doesn’t have a very wide aggro radius but when his radius is breached he will...
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
Jan 8th
Jan 8th
Dilemma
Hunger pangs at 3AM. Options: 1) eat, 2) sleep it off.
Jan 7th
I think ultimately, real friends will never give you up, let you down, turn around and desert you, nor will they make you cry (not on purpose, at least), say goodbye, tell a lie and hurt you (unless it’s a white lie and has to be done for your best interests). Just a random thought.
Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
December 2009
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Dec 31st
Dec 31st
It's as though the year never passed
Must have something to do with the ridiculous April-October academic calendar. First thing in 2010, I woke up with a punched-from-inside feeling to my nose, aka onset of flu. Fuck flu. I survived the whole of 2009 without contracting seasonal flu once, only to get it first thing in 2010. And new year resolutions that are stupid, unattainable and perhaps are only here as decorations for my...
Dec 31st