March 2011
When you're on your period.
You try to go to bed.
But then you’re worried you might bleed.
Then you wake up and check your surroundings for pools of blood.
You spend the rest of the day eating everything in sight.
And then you have cramps.
And people look at you like..
And you’re just waiting for this horrible week to be over.
And when it’s over you’re just like.
But then you realize it’s coming back next month.
That moment when you're typing your password and someone is staring at the keyboard.
I’m lookin’ at you, boifran.
You say I'm dirty minded... but how did you understand what I meant?
So I was just playng the Dreamer household in my mini-Uberhood
Then my game did this:
WTF.
(By the way, I think that hair looks nice on Dirk.)
When you open a pack of gum in class...
Except in FSV, it’s ANY KIND OF FOOD.
Play
When your mom shouts ''I need to talk to you'' and you think of everything you could have done wrong.
Or more like, whenever I see my mom’s number on my caller I.D
The House From Up! Now Exists in Real Life - and It Flies! →
gizmodo.com
“The people from National Geographic have built a house inspired by the Pixar’s movie Up! Yes, a house tied to gas balloons that actually flies.”
When you're stressed you eat cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelt backwards is desserts.
