February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Jedpie: Oh noes, I’m running out of space on... →
jedpie:
Oh noes, I’m running out of space on Dropbox T_T Um.. I don’t want to be demanding and this is definitly nothing you have to do, but if you were planning on starting to use dropbox would you mind registering following this link? It’d give me 250 MB(!!) of extra space which I definitly could…
Just a few seconds to help out an awesome creator!
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First time on GoS chat, all is well.
Just wish I could share this excitement with my RL friends, but nobody would understand ;___;
No man is an island, unless you’re a GoSling on this one :/ Last time I remembered, I encountered just one other Singaporean GoSling, that was, I don’t know, 2009-ish?
Imagine how cool it’ll be to actually meet another GoSling in real life....
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